Post by StevePulaski on Nov 26, 2009 13:43:13 GMT -5
Rose and Kate in The 18 Year Old Virgin.
Rating 1/4 stars.
If Kate Powers is such a grammar nerd, you'd think she would have known better than to start off a movie title with a number that should be written out since it's under one-hundred. Lets get down to the movie. "18 Year Old Virgin" is about as repulsive at it is mindless, just another average Direct-to-Dvd, sex filled, dumb joke movie. With funny scenes as rare as favorable review for a Direct-to-Dvd movie.
The movie is about Katie Powers (Olivia Alaina May) who is graduated High School, and looking for a boyfriend to fill the void in her life. She finds that her crush Ryan Lambert (Dustin Harnish) doesn't want to have sex with a virgin. Her and her friend Rose (Lauren Walsh) make a plan so that Katie can lose her virginity to someone she doesn't care about, and then get together with Ryan.
Her plan goes awry when she meets all sorts of messed up people which makes Katie want to be a lesbian because she is afraid of male's scrotums.
The problem with this movie is that it is just plain disgusting. It's gross dialogue and two dimensional characters make this movie unenjoyable. Not to mention when Katie shaves her crotch the hair getting around her face and arms, is unneeded and sickening. Them dancing around the fact the title puns "The 40 Year Old Virgin" is another drag too.
A way to out there movie, combined with sick jokes, perverted dialogue, and no laughs at all.
Starring: Olivia Alaina May, Dustin Harnish, Todd Leigh, and Lauren Wlash. Directed by: Tamara Olson.