Post by StevePulaski on Jan 10, 2010 0:43:02 GMT -5
A good way to wrap up 2009 is to reflect on the worst movies that have came out. As The Angry Video Game Nerd said "The horrible abominations of mankind." Ill happy to write out the worst movies I have seen this year and tell you why I hated them.
1. Drag Me to Hell.
Sam Raimi tries to resume the already dead series of The Evil Dead with this horrible abomination and sad excuse for a Horror movie. Drag Me to Hell takes the classic "jump scene" in Horror movies and over uses it. I did not "jump" during the jump scenes, not even reacted. Plus the animal sacrifice scene was probably the most horrific and worst scene of the decade. What a depressing and horrible film.
2. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
A mess with storyline and CGI, Transformers 2 is a loud and obnoxious film starring overrated Shia LaBeouf and eye candy teenager, Megan Fox. The film is known for the loud crashing and amazing action scenes, I know it for it's stupid characters and a bunch of loud truck things crashing. Transformers 2 is nothing more than a teenage night on the town movie. Even with the nonstop action, it bores the hell out of me.
3. H2: Halloween 2.
One of the worst slasher films of the year next to the reboot of Friday the 13th, H2 is the sequel to the 2007 remake of the classic 70s slasher film Halloween both directed by Rob Zombie. Rob Zombie gave more care and attention to the first remake of Halloween, with this one it is clearly a lazy and rushed remake that was shot in to dark Anamorphic Widescreen Ratio so the picture is very dark. A disappointing slasher, with a lazy, drawnout plotline.
4. Friday the 13th.
Nothing is good about the lack of effort put into this remake of the campy 1980s film. This putrid movie lacks all the basics in a slasher movie. The scares and the jump scenes in this movie are about as effect as the jump scene in a little kids movie. The teens are almost brain dead kids that portray middle school dropouts in this movie. Jason is completely a laidback version of the original killer. Stay away from this lackluster, effortless remake from the likes or very own Michael Bay.
5: 18 Year Old Virgin.
A repulsive, mindless, and terrible excuse for a Comedy. A disgusting and rancid movie the fly's wouldn't go near. The characters are unlikable and stupid, and the plot is sickening. The scenes in this movie involving pubic hair on ones face and an extremely unneeded lesbian sex scene. Out of all the Direct-to-Dvd films, this definitely deserves a spot on "The Worst Straight-to-Dvd Comedy, I have ever seen.
6: American Pie: Book of Love.
I hate this movie so much, with passion and love. The American Pie movies are made without love. But their only good when they wanna be. My parents warned me not to see them no more. I'd rather have a disease, without any cure. Ive seen so much, of them it's become a chore, oh yeah. Oh they are f--king stupid..
The lyrics above are taken form Laid by Matt Nathanson. A great song thats been ruined by covers in everyone of the American Pie Presents movies. People call this one, the best one since the original. I see it as a small-minded movie with very little to offer, that tries to hard to be funny. The plot is similar to the original American Pie. Though what ruins it for me is the stupid jokes, characters, and pretty much everything else. A dumb college flick, that kiddies will love just because they can see something R rated.
7: The Haunting in Connecticut.
A Donnie Darko wanna be turned into a silly and foolish Horror movie equipped with a decent cast, but not to many good scenes. The jump scenes are very small, and the big scares are pretty lackluster. Not much to say, though just see Paranormal Activity if you wanna have a nice thrill ride.
8: Gamer.
Gerard Butler has been in about five movies this whole year. Most of them suck just as much as the next. This one included. Gamer and Surrogates seem to be on the same track, though Gamer spins out about halfway. It's a harmless movie, though it's way too harmless in terms of anything being considered "good". Its a fine example that overrated and overpaid actors, ruin a film.
9: Laid to Rest.
The likable killer is enough to at least give this movie 1 and a half stars. But really, I cant recommend this. The gore is another good thing about this movie. Though the annoying amnesia girl, the redneck trucker, and the nerdy teen are all stereotypical characters and people you don't want to side make the film even worse. You wind up making the killer the antagonist just to have some fun. I would just say skip this movie. There are way better slashers films than this. I still respect Robert Hall for doing something different. But the lack of interesting plot points and stereotypical characters is a very dry state of affairs.
10: Fast & Furious.
Fast cars and hot ladies entertains many few and leaves others guessing til the end. Im the one guessing when the movie will be over. The current music and the blend of low riders is entertaining to the small mind and just for the minimal enjoyment factor. But really gets dull as the fourth movie rolls around. Especially seeing the embarrassment the series made so many which is proven since the title removes "the" from it. Just a sad excuse for people to make money on a concept just as dull when used the first time.
1. Drag Me to Hell.
Sam Raimi tries to resume the already dead series of The Evil Dead with this horrible abomination and sad excuse for a Horror movie. Drag Me to Hell takes the classic "jump scene" in Horror movies and over uses it. I did not "jump" during the jump scenes, not even reacted. Plus the animal sacrifice scene was probably the most horrific and worst scene of the decade. What a depressing and horrible film.
2. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
A mess with storyline and CGI, Transformers 2 is a loud and obnoxious film starring overrated Shia LaBeouf and eye candy teenager, Megan Fox. The film is known for the loud crashing and amazing action scenes, I know it for it's stupid characters and a bunch of loud truck things crashing. Transformers 2 is nothing more than a teenage night on the town movie. Even with the nonstop action, it bores the hell out of me.
3. H2: Halloween 2.
One of the worst slasher films of the year next to the reboot of Friday the 13th, H2 is the sequel to the 2007 remake of the classic 70s slasher film Halloween both directed by Rob Zombie. Rob Zombie gave more care and attention to the first remake of Halloween, with this one it is clearly a lazy and rushed remake that was shot in to dark Anamorphic Widescreen Ratio so the picture is very dark. A disappointing slasher, with a lazy, drawnout plotline.
4. Friday the 13th.
Nothing is good about the lack of effort put into this remake of the campy 1980s film. This putrid movie lacks all the basics in a slasher movie. The scares and the jump scenes in this movie are about as effect as the jump scene in a little kids movie. The teens are almost brain dead kids that portray middle school dropouts in this movie. Jason is completely a laidback version of the original killer. Stay away from this lackluster, effortless remake from the likes or very own Michael Bay.
5: 18 Year Old Virgin.
A repulsive, mindless, and terrible excuse for a Comedy. A disgusting and rancid movie the fly's wouldn't go near. The characters are unlikable and stupid, and the plot is sickening. The scenes in this movie involving pubic hair on ones face and an extremely unneeded lesbian sex scene. Out of all the Direct-to-Dvd films, this definitely deserves a spot on "The Worst Straight-to-Dvd Comedy, I have ever seen.
6: American Pie: Book of Love.
I hate this movie so much, with passion and love. The American Pie movies are made without love. But their only good when they wanna be. My parents warned me not to see them no more. I'd rather have a disease, without any cure. Ive seen so much, of them it's become a chore, oh yeah. Oh they are f--king stupid..
The lyrics above are taken form Laid by Matt Nathanson. A great song thats been ruined by covers in everyone of the American Pie Presents movies. People call this one, the best one since the original. I see it as a small-minded movie with very little to offer, that tries to hard to be funny. The plot is similar to the original American Pie. Though what ruins it for me is the stupid jokes, characters, and pretty much everything else. A dumb college flick, that kiddies will love just because they can see something R rated.
7: The Haunting in Connecticut.
A Donnie Darko wanna be turned into a silly and foolish Horror movie equipped with a decent cast, but not to many good scenes. The jump scenes are very small, and the big scares are pretty lackluster. Not much to say, though just see Paranormal Activity if you wanna have a nice thrill ride.
8: Gamer.
Gerard Butler has been in about five movies this whole year. Most of them suck just as much as the next. This one included. Gamer and Surrogates seem to be on the same track, though Gamer spins out about halfway. It's a harmless movie, though it's way too harmless in terms of anything being considered "good". Its a fine example that overrated and overpaid actors, ruin a film.
9: Laid to Rest.
The likable killer is enough to at least give this movie 1 and a half stars. But really, I cant recommend this. The gore is another good thing about this movie. Though the annoying amnesia girl, the redneck trucker, and the nerdy teen are all stereotypical characters and people you don't want to side make the film even worse. You wind up making the killer the antagonist just to have some fun. I would just say skip this movie. There are way better slashers films than this. I still respect Robert Hall for doing something different. But the lack of interesting plot points and stereotypical characters is a very dry state of affairs.
10: Fast & Furious.
Fast cars and hot ladies entertains many few and leaves others guessing til the end. Im the one guessing when the movie will be over. The current music and the blend of low riders is entertaining to the small mind and just for the minimal enjoyment factor. But really gets dull as the fourth movie rolls around. Especially seeing the embarrassment the series made so many which is proven since the title removes "the" from it. Just a sad excuse for people to make money on a concept just as dull when used the first time.