Hi.

[morfiction]

Anyway, I'm Patface's RL friend. That's all I gotta say. I'm so bored...

[hawk]

Welcome Sir.

[Deleted]

Welcome aboard, dude!

[patface1979]

Glad you made bro and I hope you like this site better than Rotten Tomatoes those stuck up snobs! He used to be on rotten tomatoes and they were real snobby with him so I told him this site is more friendlier than Rotten Tomatoes!

[StevePulaski]

Rotten Tomatoes is a great site. Ive never really visited the forums.

Anyways, welcome aboard man.

[Deleted]

Apr 23, 2010 18:40:39 GMT -5 patface1979 said:

Glad you made bro and I hope you like this site better than Rotten Tomatoes those stuck up snobs! He used to be on rotten tomatoes and they were real snobby with him so I told him this site is more friendlier than Rotten Tomatoes!

Is that so? Damn, and I wanted post on their forums!

[StevePulaski]

Go ahead man. Try it for yourself.

[morfiction]

Rotten Tomatoes ain't so bad. They tend to ignore my original threads most of the time... but one place that drove me nuts was @forums or whatever the spelling was.

They ridiculed me so much there, I was feeling suicidal and shared that fact publically for the abusers to laugh about. I just went back to RT to feel better for a few hours. Turns out one of the mods on @f threatened to call 911 for my area just to make sure I was safe as a measure to make sure I hadn't actually killed myself. I didn't go back there after that.

Just some mean, snobby jerks on that site to tell you the truth. I didn't like Tori Amos, I didn't come onto the other dudes, so they made me a whipping boy... UGH! Screw @f!

[Deleted]

We've had people like that on this board, Ite and Dilodillondil, but thankfully they have both been banned. So it's just pretty much cool people on here, dude.

[nopersonality]

Apr 24, 2010 9:55:46 GMT -5 morfiction said:

Just some mean, snobby jerks on that site to tell you the truth. I didn't like Tori Amos

That's it. You officially blow! I hate you. I don't want you here. Get off this board or I'm going to tease you every minute, every second, every hour, every day, every week, every... You're going to wish you were never born. You're going to pray to God I never find you. I hope you die. But if you don't, I'm going to kill you. You won't have time to call 9-11. Your mother will cry when she sees what I've done to you (movie reference). Forget that- YOUR FATHER will cry like a girl when he sees what I've done. Your great grandparents (if they're not alive) will come back from the dead just to cry it will be so damn sad. Not liking Tori Amos is punishable by worse than death. I will hire a spirit to taunt you in the beyond. An ugly, evil, nasty, inbred, Barney the Singing Dinosaur Show reject to torment you relentlessly even after you're dead until you kill yourself again and are then sent to Hell. And when you get there, I'm going to have The Devil play you the fiddle really poorly (as you may remember from the famous song, Devil lost) until you put used chopsticks that had previously been in someone else's mouth into your ears and poke out your eardrums. Then Devil will get you a hearing aid. And he only knows one song... "Jackie's Strength" :



Okay, I think I took that one about as far as I could. If you hadn't noticed already, I was goofing you and I'm a psycho. And only take things seriously when I'm talking to Briggs or Dr. Asshole (JUST KIDDING! His name is Dr. Blood). Welcome to the board. Never contradict my opinion or you're going down harder than Mike Tyson's pathetic career (sorry, Mike, get the face-tattoo removed and you might look like a million bucks again). And you'll fit in well here.

As for Tori, well she's one of the most beautiful, amazing, passionate, genuinely talented artists to ever grace popular music as a form of entertainment. Her lyrics, vocals, instrument playing skills - everything about her is not only at the peak of talent but other artists rip their hair out nightly wishing they had just a used sticker that she licked so they could voodoo a 1% out of a 100th of her talent out of her.

Eh... she's not bad.
Obviously, she can be an acquired taste.

Apr 24, 2010 9:55:46 GMT -5 morfiction said:

I didn't come onto the other dudes

If you have a choice, stick with chicks. They can drive you crazy but at least most of them aren't half as selfish as a man.

[StevePulaski]

NP you are funny lemme tell you. Hes an asshole (Just Kidding).

[morfiction]

UH, I didn't say I disliked her. Just that she was the singer du jour of the board and I wasn't gushing about her like crazy.

[StevePulaski]

Tori Amos is great dude. I think I maybe the only kid who knows about her.

[Deleted]

Apr 24, 2010 21:36:41 GMT -5 StevePulaski said:

Tori Amos is great dude. I think I maybe the only kid who knows about her.

I bet most kids in your class like to listen to Lady Gaga and Hannah Montana.

[nopersonality]

Hey Steve, didn't Dr. Blood also have a thing for Lady Gaga?