Wrestlemania 28 Predictions

[obscurehipster]

Here are my predictions

-Rock wins against Cena and they feud for the next year or so until it gets old

-Undertaker continues the streak and retires on 20-0. Triple H and HBK have one more match at Summer Slam and Triple H retires then to run the company.

-CM Punk retains the title and trolls Y2J in the following months

-Sheamus curtain jerks the World Heavyweight title from Daniel Bryan

-Big Show beats Cody Rhodes and retires shortly afterwards

-Orton wins against Kane. Not a whole lot there

-The whole Team Teddy vs Team Johnny feud will end in a draw and both will go back to managing their respective brands.

-Absolutely nobody giving a half of a percentage of a shit about the diva match

[corruptconspiracy]

-Cena beats rock ( We have a Rock/Hogan moment, where they shake hands and pass the torch) Rock will leave and go back to Hollywood and Cena will remain at the top of the company
-Undertaker Barely beats HHH, they show respect for each other, both possibly retire
-CM Punk beats Jericho for title
-Sheamus beats Bryan, and hopefully feuds with Cody Rhodes
-Orton beats Kane, because it has to happen
-Team Johnny wins where he will go on to be a top heel on both shows, and Teddy retires.

[obscurehipster]

Well let's see my predictions

Rock v Cena- I was correct but the details afterward is still to come

Taker v HHH- Correct again but I am not sensing a HHH v HBK soon

Punk v Jericho- Right again

Sheamus v Bryan- Not to brag but looking back on the previous post about this topic it's safe to say I FUCKING CALLED IT

Orton v Kane- well shit

Team Johny v Team HOLLA HOLLA TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA- Wrong again. Looks like Miz got another break

Divas- Maria whatsherface goes on extra, brags, and wrestling is relevant to extra watchers for all of 15 seconds.

Overall this mania was pretty shitty and not just because of the fact that it lacked Goldust, Goldberg, and Stone Cold. The only worth while matches were Punk and Jericho, the HiaC, and Rock v Cena. The silver lining in all of this is that somewhere out there, there's a little 10 year old kid whose world has been completely shattered because some old guy he's never heard of just destroyed his idol. Thank you Rock. Thank you.