Forgotten Babies

[StevePulaski]

Forgotten Babies (1933)
Directed by: Robert F. McGowan


Rating: ★★★

The "Our Gang" short Forgotten Babies serves as a fascinating timestamp of the lack of Department of Child and Family Services' involvement on film sets, specifically for very young toddlers. The Little Rascals is a show that could never pass on today's Television, given all the outlandish stunts and dangers they included; this explains why the modern-day equivalent program, Nickelodeon's Rugrats, is animated.

Forgotten Babies is one of the most excessive displays of child endangerment I've yet to see, yet considering the time the short was made, this is hardly a surprise. Actors, particularly children and animals, didn't have the kind of rampant, around-the-clock protection like they do today, and one can just watch a short like this and quietly hope more fun was had than actual pain. The plot concerns the gang of tykes, all of whom stuck babysitting when they want to go to the local swimming pool and soak up the nice day. As a result, the gang looks towards Spanky (George McFarland) to babysit their younger infant siblings, to which he accepts.

Spanky, who himself is a toddler just like them, isn't fit to watch five children at once, so when his decision to tell them the story of Tarzan fails, he must try and stop the children from going around the home and breaking things. While one is sliding down the stairs on a pillow cushion, one is making the Leaning Tower of Pisa with fine China and another is jumping on the bed so violently the bedboard cracks and subsequently damages the floor. It's maddening chaos and Spanky runs breathlessly, tripping over his stout legs, in order to try and stop all the commotion from occurring.

Forgotten Babies is built on simple laughs and pleasures, revolving around the common, early-cinematic convention of "house-breaking," where a home is fully intact at the beginning of a short before being completely desecrated in the end. This one reminds me of Laurel and Hardy's Big Business short from 1929, involving Laurel and Hardy completely desecrating a homeowner's new home, albeit to a far greater extent than the rascals do here. Nonetheless, this short is fun because it's more-or-less a showcase of changing times and how amazingly unrestricted children were in the realm of being reckless before us for the sake of good comedy.

Directed by: Robert F. McGowan.